Needs

I don't know if it's writers block or I just don't feel like sharing anything about me to the interwebs. Probably both.

Yesterday Karen over at Bitter-Sweet Diabetes Blog shared a funny meme with us. I've seen this and done this one before. Thought I would update it. You should do this, just for fun. Laughter is the best medicine.

Google “[your first name] needs” in quotes so you will get that whole phrase strung together. Share the first 10 results. That's it! It is that simple. But be honest!

Hmmm, what does Google have in store for me?

1. Crystal needs just 6-8 inches of snow to open.........this made me sad on so many levels. Sigh.

2. Crystal needs someone that will be patient and.........and what? What else do I need? I need to know! Don't leave me hangin'!

3. Crystal needs a band..........No. No I don't. I am not musically inclined. At all.

4. Crystal needs someone to give her lots of love and one-on-one attention to overcome her fears and past memories of mean humans.........Wow. That's deep. Or somethin'. I didn't think I was afraid of mean humans. I just avoid them.

5. Crystal needs a LOT of love. She just isn't getting it at home and it is..........I do not like this theme Google. What the crap. What's with the caps? And the rest of it? Really? Ouch.

6. Crystal needs replacement......again, What? Why are these not finished? I don't want to click on every link. Sheesh.

7. Crystal Needs a Home!........Really? News to me. Thanks for letting me know. Hey look, random capitalization. Nice. Did I write this? Hmmm.

8. Crystal needs to sit in a super-saturated solution to continue growing.........I need to grow? Does it have to be in a super-saturated solution? Do I really have to sit?

9. Crystal needs swimming.........Ok.

10. Crystal needs a park.........Nah. Well. Maybe.


Interesting which ones appeared again. I don't like it. Oh well. Thanks Google. It's been.....fun. I think.